Treadmill of my dreams

This $5,000 baby features a really kewl function: Patented Motion Control -- Adjust speed with the simple wave of your hand. Speed up, slow down or stop the machine without ever touching the console. Is there a signal for "I'm dying! Please stop"?

Other features of the treadmill I'll never own:
- 15" LCD TV with Coaxial and RGB connections: Set into its own separate frame, the TV remains rock solid even while you are running hard.
- high-fidelity built-in speakers
- 9 Storable User Profiles (save age, weight and target heart rate information for instant access)

{sigh}