This stationary is smarter than you
Well, smarter than me anyway. But as we established a while ago, so is a three year old.
Anyway, the National Encyclopedia has the bestest stationary. (Yes, I used bestest on purpose.) It will actually make you smarter -- which is the whole point of encyclopedias, now isn't it? Each item features its own definition. Like it's completely self-aware.
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