$99 flights to MARS!!!
Expedia has this fantastic introductory offer today only! $99 for a flight to Mars - $3 Trillion off the regular price! The best part is that their FTL - Faster than Light - Wormhole technology will get you there in 7 minutes!
Don't forget to check out the hotel listings and otherworldly activities.
Better book now. This offer is only valid April 1, 2009. ;)