How-To Guide: Alien Encounters

So let's assume that you, yes, YOU are the first person to come in contact with an alien. EVER. This is big. The whole human race and Earth as we know it will never be the same again. That's a lot of pressure.

So here you go. Enlarge the image to the right. It's basically an Alien Encounter 101. It contains such useful information as: don't compare the nice aliens to ET. And use math. There's even a cheat sheet.

OK, so stand still, look them in the eye(s) and get on with it. We're counting on you.

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