How-To Guide: Alien Encounters
So here you go. Enlarge the image to the right. It's basically an Alien Encounter 101. It contains such useful information as: don't compare the nice aliens to ET. And use math. There's even a cheat sheet.
OK, so stand still, look them in the eye(s) and get on with it. We're counting on you.
(Source: Gawker Assets via Eric Johnson on Twitter)