All kinds of wrong: Brainwave desktop microwave
desktop microwave. Yes, this fancy little contraption will help you avoid all that pesky calorie burning you have to endure when you haul your lazy coder butt away from your desk to nuke your all-unnatural pizza pockets.
Not to mention, it's microwaves. Just a few inches away from you and your mouse. Next they'll be selling lead blankets to cover ourselves with in order to use this...
If you are just dying (literally) to fry your