Thursday, May 23, 2013

Star Trek vs Star Wars: Short Film Shows The Outcome If The Death Star Ever Took On the Starship Enterprise

The folks over at IGN Entertainment released this great short last week that claims to settle once and for all who would win in a showdown between two epic movie franchises fictional superpowers: The Dark Force vs. The Crew of the Starship Enterprise.

Here's the setup: When the Enterprise shows up in San Francisco, the inhabitants of Earth just can't figure out what it's doing there. The Imperial Army investigates and takes up the offensive using its most powerful weapon: the Death Star.

This short is actually a remake of an earlier version released in 2009. Chances are you never saw the first version. Which is probably a good thing because it was choppy, fuzzy and all around awesome for 2009 but pretty terrible for 2013. But if you want to see how far the IGN crew has come in four years, the original is posted below as well. It's your chance to take a little trip to the past. (I would say memory lane, but given that the original only has 600,000 views in 4 years, there's a pretty good chance that you've never seen this before.)

It's a fun little flick if only for the slow setup to the inevitable result; you can feel the tension mount. I'd like to claim that the battle that ensues is the battle to end all battles, but in fact... well, just watch.



The Original


(Source: Geekologie)

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

The Smartphone is Dead. Long Live the Smartphone. (And what's next)

Samsung Galaxy S II X
So last night, we were leaving the pool after the Dude's diving class and this teenager passes in front of me and says, "Wait, Mom. I need to give her my texting number!"

And my head exploded.
Why?
I'll let that sink in for a moment.
Texting number.
Texting number.

Yeah, not only are kids not using their phones to call each other but now they don't even refer to their phone numbers as phone numbers anymore. They're texting numbers. Numbers given with the sole intent of SMS-ing.

The behaviour doesn't surprise me: Any tech pundit, Nielsen report or follower of any news anywhere might be able to cite this as a growing trend. I have a huge-normous data plan and an eensy-weensy amount of minutes. And that works for me. I text the babysitter, my colleagues, my friends. I tweet at pretty much anyone else. And I inevitably sigh when I get back to my desk after a meeting and there is a voicemail. Even in our family, hubby and I don't call each other. We never have. I've mentioned this before: he works in hospitality and you just don't take phone calls when you're in front of a client. And so that's never been our thing; we've never ever called each other during the work day unless there is some emergency that includes the Dude and a hospital.

But I still refer to a phone number as a phone number.

It takes a whole different mindset to actually look at a phone and only see a computer. A device that may never get held up to one's ear. Think about that for a second. But now, that's what people want, isn't it? We loathe answering the phone. We give it side-eye when it rings. (You know you do!)

That Nielsen report I cited earlier states that the most important feature on a teen's phone is a keyboard. Although they still spend upwards of 10 hours a month chatting, that activity is on the decline in favour of texting. Here's the part that is most striking:
The undeniable area of growth is in data usage. 94 percent of teen subscribers self-identify as advanced data users, turning to their cellphones for messaging, Internet, multimedia, gaming, and other activities like downloads. While teen usage does not reach levels of activity seen by young adults, it has increased substantially versus Q2 last year, from 14 MB to 62 MB. This fourfold increase is the largest jump among all age groups. Much of this boost is led by males, who are more gadget-savvy and consume 75 MB of data, versus 17 MB in Q2 last year. Teen females use about 53 MB of data, compared to 11 MB a year ago.
A rise from 11 to 53 MB of data in a year. The phone part of the phone is definitely on the decline, and it's just a matter of time before it is truly dead. A whole new family of devices will be needed that don't have any phone capabilities whatsoever.

Mobile phone technology started with brick phones in the 80s, then cel phones, then feature phones and now smartphones. And in between were phone-less devices like the iPod Touch. That market segment always confused me. In fact, the first time I saw one, I honestly asked, "It's not a phone? So you can't call on it? What's the point?" I just couldn't understand why someone would spend so much money for a device that could only be used on wifi and that couldn't even make a phone call. It never occurred to me that someone might be happy to use a pocket computer merely for going online, consuming content and sending messages to other people, including via SMS.

So will the next generation of smartphones actually ship devoid of phone functionality? I mean if you really want to call someone and you have a gigantic data plan, you could just download an IP phone app and call them over the web, right? (Hello, Skype?)

And so that begs the question: what will we call these phone-less phones? If a hybrid tablet and phone is a (wait for it) phablet, what's a smartphone with no phone? Technically, they're tablets, just smaller. Right now, devices such as the iPod Touch and the Samsung Galaxy Player are categorized as portable media players, but that focuses on the content consumption side of things. Personally, I generate a lot of content on my phone: tweeting, Facebooking, updating my blog, writing emails, Evernoting all the things. I don't want a player of any sort. And I certainly wouldn't be looking for my next device in a player section of any store.

So what do you think? What new consumer term will be given to the inevitable rise of phone-less smartphones geared to consumers who are content producers? Pocket tablet? Pockblet? Textblet? (Honestly, anything's possible after the hot mess that is "phablet".) Take your best shot in the comments or via the Twitters @spydergrrl.

Just don't phone it in ;)

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Announcing: Spydergrrl On The Web Is On Facebook! Here's Why...

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Did you know that I launched a Spydergrrl on the Web Facebook page? That's right, now you can get geeky goodness on your Facebooks 24/7!

I'd been mulling over the idea for quite some time, but to be honest, I was worried that I wouldn't be able to do it right. You see, my last job was acting as an advisor on social media for communications and branding (critiquing social media plans and strategies) so I knew that if I ventured beyond Twitter and the blog, I would have to give it the attention it deserved.

In late March, I decided to take take the leap and launch a Facebook page. And so far, so good.

Why Facebook?

Actually, it's in response to your feedback!
  • I've been told by more than one of you that it's really hard to keep up with 5 posts a week (sorry, but there's just too much geeky goodness out there not to share ;)
  • Some of you are just like me on the Twitters: following far too many people to catch the blog post tweets in your busy streams
  • Some of your RSS readers are overloaded (and some of you are giving up on RSS since Google announced that it was killing Reader)
  • You don't want to subscribe by email because you get. enough. email.
  • Buuuut you like the idea of having a Facebook page where you could catch up on posts at your leisure.

Is it just a copy of the blog?

Nope. The page is actually different from the blog and Twitter feeds in that I'm also sharing content from the sources I subscribe to on Facebook, random things I'm finding online and stuff that my friends and followers recommend. Plus, not surprisingly, there's a little more chitchat going on there about the posts.

In addition to links back to the blog, you'll find news articles, links to other blogs, YouTube videos, geek culture references... anything I can share that is a good science, tech and geek find.

And if you're worried about noise, rest assured that I have committed to posting no more than 4 times a day in order to prevent from monopolizing your newsfeed.

So why don't you head on over to the page and hit Like? MOAR geeky goodness is only a good thing, right?

Monday, May 20, 2013

Patton Oswalt's Parks & Recreation Star Wars Filibuster is Now a Movie! (Sort of)

Credit: Entertainment Weekly
Last month, I told you about the rehearsals for Patton Oswalt's guest appearance on Parks & Recreation in which he improvised an EPIC 8-minute Star Wars movie proposal that contained everything from the Avengers to Clash of the Titans to the Fantastic Four. Not only was it a complete nerdfest, but some folks over at EW actually turned it into an insane movie poster. (Pictured right)

If you didn't see the outtake, it was a breathless delivery of the most insane movie ever imagined by a man who can only be described as an uber-geek. A geek that the rest of us geeks can only aspire to one day be like. Nay, to one day hope to be like. LOL. Seriously, if you missed it, go check it all out right now. It'll be worth it, I promise.

Ok, now that you're caught up, here's the rest of the story.

Someone has turned the filibuster rant into an actual movie! Well, sort of. It's actually like a papercraft version of a movie, but regardless it's a ton of fun, if only for the fact that it makes the story a lot easier to follow given that it's entirely animated right on the screen before you. You just have to check it out!

[Aside: Btw, if this is your brand of nerdiness, then you need to head over to Reddit this afternoon from 4:00-5:30 Eastern for an AMA (that's Ask Me Anything) with Mr. Oswalt himself! It's a holiday here in Canada, and it's well before the fireworks so you'll have plenty of time to nerd out before continuing with the festivities ;) ]



(Source: Kotaku)

Friday, May 17, 2013

Friday Fun: Robot Unicorn Attack is an Absurdly Addictive Memetastic Game

Today is the birthday of my friend, and yours, @nellleo. And it's the unofficial start of summer here in Canada: the May two-four long weekend. [For you non-Canadians, we know that this weekend doesn't always fall on May 24th, but since that's Queen Victoria's birthday, this weekend is always referred to as May two-four.] And so I wanted to find something fun that would help you pass the hours till your 3-day weekend freedom. Now, as usual...

[Disclaimer: This site does not endorse complacency and loafing in the workplace. This site will not be help responsible for any revenue or productivity lost as a result of informing you of this lovely, addicting distraction.]

Ok, with the lawyers my conscience appeased, here is your super awesome thing of the day.

Robot Unicorn Attack!

Credit: Super B Wallpapers

That, my friends, is an actual GAME.

That's right, you can be an robot unicorn!

Launched by Adult Swim back in 2010, Robot Unicorn Attack is playable online or as a downloadable app for iOS and Android. The game format is "endless running" which means that your goal is basically to avoid being hit, running off cliffs and other obstacles in exchange for points. Wikipedia explains:
The object of the game is to prolong gameplay without falling off the stage, crashing into the edges of platforms, or colliding with crystal stars (without first dashing). Points are earned with play time, by collecting pixies, and by destroying crystal stars by dashing though them. As the game progresses, the stage slides faster.
Pure mindless fun, really.

And if the original version just isn't enough for you, then there are other releases you might want to check out, including:
There are lots of comments and articles that cite the game as pure mindless, addictive fun. Which is probably why there were a million downloads in their first week of launch back in 2010 and why it has become a bit of a meme. (Need proof? Do an image search for "robot unicorn attack") Consider yourselves warned!

Happy time-wasting ;)

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Hack Your Network: TED Talk Explores The Surprising Need for Strangeness

Flipping through my ginormous volume of RSS feeds on the bus this week, I caught a headline that I just knew was going to have to become a post. It was the title of Maria Bezaitis' TEDxIntel talk: The Surprising Need for Strangeness.

[Aside: Now, to be honest, I thought it was going to be a nerd manifesto of sorts, praising the need to be different and unique and to celebrate those differences in order to maximize productivity or innovation or some such. But I was completely wrong. It's even better than that.]

Bezaitis presents a compelling argument for us needing to find strangers and interact with people unlike ourselves. And that's definitely a topic I can get behind. She begins by challenging our societal norm of not talking to strangers and staying away from anyone who is not familiar to us. She suggests that these are actually the best opportunities for learning (I couldn't agree more!). And she asks: how much strangeness are you getting? (love that)

If you caught my presentation on Hacking is a Mindset, Not a Skillset, then you might remember that my third of five steps to a hacking mindset challenges us to hack our networks. I cited a bunch of examples of people collaborating across boundaries, including crowdsourcing, playing MMORPGs, and participating in hackfests as a non-hacker. And even stepping outside of your network of trusted colleagues to approach someone with a completely unrelated perspective to provide advice:
Maybe your question seems technical but actually has an interpersonal angle you just aren't noticing. Maybe your personality conflict has an underlying technical issue. You can hack your own thinking by finding a mentor or a trusted advisor who will tell you the truth at all times. Or by developing a network of open-minded individuals with varying backgrounds and expertise who can offer you a fresh perspective when you need it.
And that's exactly what Bezaitis encourages.

What's really interesting about her thesis is how she ties it into data and the evolution of technology: if data turns our social relations into digital relations, then we are constantly interacting with people we don't actually know. We are in fact allowing ourselves to be exposed to strangeness. Some of the language used to describe our online relationships can be misleading: family and friends. Bezaitis challenges us to think more about closeness and timeliness: what do we need from that relationship right now? What can we bring to it in this moment? If we think beyond the concept of merely sharing and evaluate those relationships, there is more that we could accomplish with these strange ties. She asks, "what can we do, learn from each other, do together that benefits us both?"

We can mistake Social for Personal quite easily on social platforms, but maybe we should actively pursue the social in certain circumstances, and be ok that it does not traverse into the personal. That strangeness can be a benefit to both parties and a necessary part of our interactions. Perhaps you need to ask yourself: Are you getting enough strangeness?

It's a captivating notion, a fantastic 8 minutes to spark some thought. Enjoy!